A couple quality signs I saw on my trip...
This one courtesy of The Mudhouse Tavern in Portland:
If Paul Allen [owner of the Portland Trailblazers] didn’t know Bill Gates, he’d be here cleaning toilets.
And my personal favorite (go ahead, call me an asshole):
Young bum on the corner of Willamette and 29th in Eugene...Poor, hungry, homeless. Just run me over.